An open letter to the guy who just called me.

Dear guy who just called me an berated me for not answering my phone,
 Who were you?  What's your name? What the hell did you want?  Sorry I don't take my phone into the can with me. I thought for the benefit of all of you that might be the best course of action. But I can change too , oh nameless stranger, from now on I'm only gonna answer the phone mid push....you heard me.

Regards
Joe The Mad Titan