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Thursday, January 6, 2011

Open Letter to the "American Dream"

Dear American dream,
       Where have you been?We've missed you.  New house speaker Boehner cries at the mere mention of your name. Seriously look it up. Youtube it mofo. Each and every time that cameras are running and he says the term "American Dream" he loses his shit. It's kinda funny if not completely insulting.  I wonder did the American Dream and Mr Boehner have some previous relationship we don't know about.  Did America cheat on John? Did they have some torrid love affair that has lead poor Rep Boehner to tear up whenever he thinks about that "one summer" he and America spent ...in France.

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