Merry X-Mas I think.

39 Degrees North: Christmas Card 2010 from 39 Degrees North on Vimeo.

"To transform the emptiness of loneliness, to the fullness of aloneness. Ah, that is the secret of life."

-Sunita Khosla

“Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.”
-Kurt Vonnegut

Party like it's 1638!
That's the last time we had a lunar eclipse on the winter solstice.
Enjoy!

“Nothing can be meaner than the anxiety to live on, to live on anyhow and in any shape”
-George Santayana

My X-mas Dance. I love this Shit!

Ah testicular humor...classic.

I actually had no idea...

Weekly Review : RoboGeisha DVD

Welcome to my first of hopefully a long string of  worthless, pointless, rambling, reviews.  I'll be covering media ranging from movies and music to comics and video games. This first week I'll be reviewing the DVD release of RoboGeisha.  To say that this was a strange experience would be the understatement of the year. RoboGeisha is to comic horror films what Godzilla was to monster movies. It's beneath a "B" movie somewhere on that "man-in-a-rubber-suit" level of film-making.  On a basic level its one of the worst movies you'll ever see but in seeing it you'll be entertained if not made to feel extremely uncomfortable.  The story, as much as I strain to use that word, revolves around a girl who has been wronged by her family and primarily her sister.  Running away with the promise of finding a better life she falls into the clutches of an evil steel corporation. Yeah, you heard me, an evil steel corporation.  This company is just a front for a mad businessman to develop an army of robotic Geisha to carry out his bidding.  And hilarity ensues. Really one of the best worst movie I have ever witnessed.  I sat in shock and squirmed at the inclusion of "ass-swords" "bleeding skyscrapers", and ninja stars shot from one's ass.

Furthermore this film contains one of the best lines I think I will ever hear, "I too have an ass sword." Poetry sheer horrible poetry.

New contender for cutest animal ever...

An open letter to democratic senators

Dear rich, out-of-touch Democratic Senators,
Seriously now you guys won't vote through a bill to help the american people get unemployment or a larger tax break on our pay checks. At this point I don't care if the rich get a tax cut.  I'm poor now. I'm hungry now.  And I seem to recall just yesterday you were the party bitching about how the Republicans just block every bill that comes to the floor. Now you're no better. Now I question the validity of a two party system.  Now I don't believe. Thanks for that.  In closing I like to ask for $1000. Seriously you have it, and won't help us get it, so I thought maybe I'd just ask directly. $1000 would be fine.

Regards
Joe the Mad Titan

Can you think of a better place to sleep?

The New Avengers Vol. 2 #7 Review - Comics Review at IGN

The New Avengers Vol. 2 #7 Review - Comics Review at IGN

COMICS:The New Venom Revealed

COMICS:The New Venom Revealed

An open letter to the guy who just called me.

Dear guy who just called me an berated me for not answering my phone,
 Who were you?  What's your name? What the hell did you want?  Sorry I don't take my phone into the can with me. I thought for the benefit of all of you that might be the best course of action. But I can change too , oh nameless stranger, from now on I'm only gonna answer the phone mid push....you heard me.

Regards
Joe The Mad Titan

School's out for Winter!

So I did it. Not many people believed I ever could , or would. But I made it through the whole semester and you know what? I got straight A's too!  I was never really made to feel that I was too old and actually found myself to be in the middle as far as the ages of my classmates.  Momentarily I'll get down from my high horse but for now I'll continue to pat myself on the back for a job well done.  I've posted this quote before but it fits, and it's one of my favorites. You tell em Eeyore!

"I'm telling you. People come and go in this forest, and they say. 'It's only Eeyore, so it doesn't count.' They walk to and fro saying 'Ha Ha!'. But do they know anything about A? They don't. It's just three sticks to them. But to the Educated - mark this, little Piglet - to the Educated, not meaning Poohs and Piglets, it's a great and glorious A. Not," he added, "just something that anybody can come and breathe on."

Piglet stepped back nervously, and looked round for help.

Kirin Hobby : Revoltech 2-Pack Transformers: Starscream & Hot Rodimus Action Figure

Kirin Hobby : Revoltech 2-Pack Transformers: Starscream & Hot Rodimus Action Figure

This is what I want for X-mas. Hey a kid can dream right?

Some free Trent Reznor Tunes!

The cat who barked

Our cat was raised by a big black dog. Now I think he believes he is a dog.

Mix Media

An open letter to Kim Kardashian

Dear Kim, 

Hello. You don’t know me but whether I want to or not I have been made aware of your presence.  I have also recently learned that you made approximately 6 million dollars this year. Congrats… can I have $1000? Seriously. You made 6 million dollars for doing what? Walking around making 18-35 year-old-males drool? My wife does that. Not so much lately since she has to work three jobs to support us because I lost mine. We have both done nothing but work hard our whole lives and have been rewarded with hardship and loss. We were born poor and we will probably die poor. You were born into wealth and haven’t a clue what hard work is. So good for you! Millions of people are outta work and you’ve managed to find a way to get paid for doing absolutely nothing of worth for either the planet or humanity. 

Regards

Joe the Mad Titan